There are many days that we will remember in our lifetime but perhaps the one that we will remember more than any other is the day that we get married. It isn’t just the fact that we are standing with our significant other and making a very special promise, it’s also the fact that the entire day has a lot of special things attached to it. We have everything that works its way up to the wedding, the wedding itself, the reception and, of course, the wedding night. It is the wedding night that was the subject of the following hilarious joke.
A mother had 3 virgin daughters who were all getting married in quick succession.
As the mother was concerned about their first experiences, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words about what transpired.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding The card said nothing but:
‘Nescafe’ The mother was puzzled at first… she went to her kitchen and found the Nescafe jar. It said:
‘Good till the last drop’. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: ‘Rothmans’
The mother found her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the pack: ‘Extra Long. King Size.’
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words ‘Air New Zealand’
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
The ad said: ‘Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.’
Mum fainted…
