Fortunately, the roles of people in relationships have changed for the better in the last couple of decades. Back in the old days, in a traditional man-woman relationship, the man ruled the roost. In fact, it was only in the 1970s sometime that women could even start getting credit cards in their own names. It was insane, honestly, to think that things were ever this backward, but honestly, it behooved men to keep things as they were. Control is a very real commodity and most people like to have control if they can get away with it. It’s unfortunate that some people think they need to be in control to be happy, but there it is. I’m just happy to be married in an era where both men and women have equal rights. Enjoy this hilarious joke below, where a wife had to clue her husband in about how a woman should be treated.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’ She did and said,
‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’
‘Ever since that night we never had any problems.’ Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here – try these on.’ She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’
Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’ Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said, ‘Here-you try on mine.’ He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’ Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.’
