A few months ago, I read a news story that said that the legendary Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger had fathered another child at the age of 76 years old. This is phenomenal for many reasons, not the least of which being that the baby’s mother is a very young woman, a successful ballerina. Keep in mind, however, that the aging rocker has eight children, and one of them is about 50 years old. So she’s technically old enough to be the grandmother of her new baby brother. Here’s my opinion of all of this. If they’re happy, go for it. Be you. Mick’s bandmate Keith Richards criticized his friend, saying he feels bad for the kids. Well, there’s a valid point to that, I guess. Mick likely won’t be around to see the kid get married. However, who am I to judge? As long as these folks can support their children, I wish them every happiness. Enjoy the hilarious joke below.
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’
‘I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?’
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
‘I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.’
‘One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’
As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.
He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.’
‘Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?’ asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, ‘Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’
The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’
