Although we would like to think that our lives are going to go as smoothly as possible one day after another, we realize that there are going to be times in which problems occur. Some of those problems are relatively easy to overcome but others may have an impact on our life now and for many years into the future. In the following joke, you get to see one of those life-changing consequences and it is one that is completely self-inflicted! All this man had to do was follow some simple instructions but when he messed it up, things disintegrated quickly.
Flying isn’t always fun, and nobody feels 100% safe when they’re 35, 000 feet in the air, but we can usually trust in the staff of the airline to take care of us. But when that airplane bathroom door closes, all bets are off.
Some people just need to be saved from themselves…
A man was traveling by plane and urgently needed to use the men’s room. He was nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the plane after take off.
For the first few hours of the flight, each time he tried the men’s room door, it was “OCCUPIED”. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”.
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked “WW” and warm water immediately sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, “WOW, the women really have it made!”. Still curious, he pressed the button marked “WA”.
A gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters and he thought, “that was out of this world!”
He was now completely intrigued by all of the options afforded in the women’s bathroom, and so he pressed the button marked “PP”, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked “ATR”.
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out,
“What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!”
The nurse replied, “Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the “ATR” button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover…
Your penis is under your pillow!
