Romantic relationships aren’t always easy to navigate and the longer the relationship is, the more baggage you’re likely to have. When you’ve been married to someone for more than half your life, you’ve been through the ups and downs with this person. There’s a lot of water under the bridge, you could say. And when you’ve been in a relationship for a long time, it’s natural to poke jabs at one another occasionally. Long-married men love to tease their wives that they’re going to trade them in for a “younger model” and wives get in on the fun, too, occasionally. It’s all good-natured joking (we hope!) but it’s super funny when one of the spouses has a great comeback. In the joke below, the husband makes what is probably an idle threat, but the wife has the most perfect comeback ever. Love this! Enjoy this hilarious joke.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
