I’m a natural brunette and my hair is very dark brown. About 15 years ago, I got the idea that I wanted to be a blonde for once in my life. My hair was really long, and I said, “I want to have long blonde hair,” so I went to Walmart and bought a product that would get me there. And wow was it a bright yellow! The next time, I went to a stylist and got it done correctly and I loved it. It was nice to have a drastic hair color change and a lot of fun. Someone asked Dolly Parton is “dumb blonde” jokes offended her, and she replied that they don’t. She said, “Dumb blonde jokes don’t offend me because I know I’m not dumb. I also know that I’m not blonde.” Those of us who get our blonde from a tube or bottle are right there with Dolly! And natural blondes aren’t dumb, either (my mom is one). It’s nice that we can laugh at ourselves sometimes. Enjoy this funny blonde joke below.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…” he said with a deep sigh …………
“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box honey.”
