I love a good joke and I love poking a little fun of myself, I admit. As a blonde, I may be one of the few women who love blonde jokes. But I’m not the only one. One of my favorite Dolly Parton quote is something she allegedly said when someone asked her if she was offended by “dumb blonde jokes.” An unfazed Dolly replied, “No, I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not really dumb. I also know I’m not really blonde.” That is the best blonde joke ever! So when I hear these jokes, I can laugh. The fact is, some of the smartest people I’ve ever known have been blonde women. Enjoy!
A blonde girl and her redhead friend met in a bar after work for a drink.
While they were sitting there chatting, the 6 o’clock television news came on and showed a story of a man who was threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde girl bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.
The redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Anyway, sure enough, a few minutes later, the man jumped, so the blonde girl gave the redhead the $50.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you are my friend.”
The blonde girl said to her, “No Rosie, a bet is a bet.”
So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
“Well, so did I”, said the blonde, “but I never thought he would jump again!”
