Do you ever wonder what happens when we die? Whatever you believe happens when we depart from our earthly bodies probably depends on your personal or religious beliefs. The fact is, only the people who have died know exactly what happened, although we can get some clues from people who have died and “come back.” For example, sometimes a person technically dies when they’re having a heart attack or when they’ve nearly drowned and doctors are able to resuscitate them. These people who have experienced this have some interesting stories to tell. Some of them even say that they actually encountered otherworldly beings. They’re interesting to read about, for sure. But whatever you believe, we think you’ll enjoy this funny joke below. Looks like this cowboy redeemed himself just in the knick of time.
A cowboy strolled up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven and appeared before St. Peter.
Finding this a rather unusual sight, St. Peter asked him, “Have you ever done anything of particular merit, that would make you worthy of entering the Kingdom of Heaven?”
“Well”, the cowboy replied, “I can think of one thing”.
“What’s that?” St. Peter asked him.
“Well”, the cowboy said, “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground”.
“What happened then?” St. Peter asked him.
“I yelled, Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!”, the cowboy replied.
St. Peter was most impressed.
“When did this happen?” he asked the cowboy.
“A couple of minutes ago”, came the reply.
