When was the last time you had a good laugh? I think that most of us would agree that laughing on a regular basis is good for us on a number of levels. It makes us feel better on the inside but it can also do a lot for us on the outside as well. In addition, smiling uses fewer muscles than frowning, so it makes things easier on our face. If you can’t remember the last time you had a good laugh, we are about to change that for you. The following joke is one of the funniest that we have heard in a very long time.
A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parent’s. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
He leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
