My family loves to tell a story about me that happened when I was in early elementary school. We had an activity during which we were to tell our classmates what our parents did for a living. Now, my stepfather didn’t work. He was a disabled veteran. However, I had often heard jokes said around the house that he was a “wino and a woman chaser.” That means that he liked to drink and party and chase women. I’m sure it was just a joke that was told around friends and family in a good-natured way, but it stuck with me for some reason. So what do you think I said when it was my turn to tell the class what my dad did for a living? Of course, I said that he was a “wino and a woman chaser.” The thing with kids is that when they open their mouths, you never know what’s going to come out. Be careful what you ask for. Enjoy this hilarious joke!
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating”.
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate.”
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”
