When I was in high school, we had a teacher who was older but very attractive. She was also very confident and self-assured, so I know she knew she was attractive. Some of the boys in our school actually described her at “hot.” For a teacher who is in her 60s to get this kind of praise from teenage boys is saying a lot, I think. She was a really nice, cool teacher, however, and happily married, so I never dreamed she’d do anything untoward. However, long after high school, her name came up when I was chatting with one of the guys I went to school with. He insists that she very frequently showed just a little too much leg (and other things). I didn’t want to hear any more! Enjoy the joke below.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?”
“I just saw one of your garters!”
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, I don’t want to see you for three days!”
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly, there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny, Billy?”
“I just saw both of your garters!”
Again, she yells, “Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don’t want to see you for three weeks!”
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time, there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly tur4ns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
“Where do you think you’re going,” she asks.
“From what I just saw, my school days are over!”
