I can remember when I was a kid, I loved being able to get by with saying a curse word and pretending I was clueless about what I had done. For example, I’d say the word “a**” or “damn” and if I were chastised, I’d quickly point out that those words are in the Bible. I felt so slick when the adults couldn’t refute that. Then, because Karma is real, I grew up and had children and darned if my son didn’t do the same thing! What he would do, however, is find a song with a curse word in it and sing the song. Since we are a musical family and I had a lot of music around when he was a kid, what could I say? All I could do was just remember that (I’ll say it again) Karma is real and I was getting payback for the grief I had given my parents. If you want my opinion, the little boy in the joke is doing exactly the same thing. But who knows? At least he has a good excuse. Enjoy this hilarious joke that may remind you of what it was like to be a kid trying to get away with something naughty.
Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”
At that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying.
“Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?”
Little Billy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
She said, “And is that what your teacher taught you?”
He replied, “Yes.”
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher.
The mother said to his math teacher, “I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition problems.”
Billy’s mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, “Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.”
