Cheaters are the legit worse. What happens is that sometimes people just simply fall in love with someone else, or maybe the cheaters really are just bad people. Either way, the lies begin to snowball until it just becomes the ugliest thing ever and the cheaters become worse people at the same time. While revenge never solves anything, it’s not hard to understand why some people would want revenge sometimes. One thing that cheaters do is try to send their love interests away so that they can keep their two worlds compartmentalized. However, they should take into account some basic things like the mail service. You never know when that shocking letter will arrive! Enjoy the hilarious joke below.
A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about nine months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said “you received a very strange postcard today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said. The wife agreed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written : “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.”
