I have two sets of parents. My mom remarried, so I have her and her husband. My dad remarried, so I have him and his wife. Both have been married to their spouses for decades, so believe me when I tell you I’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly that can happen in long-term relationships like this. The fact is, when you first marry someone, you’re young and fresh, but over the years, life happens and the relationships acquire baggage. Maybe someone goes through illnesses, or even, unfortunately, maybe someone cheats on their spouse. Also, kids come along and you have all the fun and drama of raising children. But then, you get the icing on the cake: the grandchildren. However, along the way, you both grow into older versions of your younger selves. Occasionally, it happens that one or the other spouse decides to leave their partner for a younger version. This lady has the perfect response to her husband’s threat to do just that. Enjoy this funny joke!
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl.
Now … I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife “it seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
