There is an old saying that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ and I think that most people have experienced that at least once in their life. After all, you may not be able to cure every disease with a laugh but smiling every day can really have its benefits. In fact, making yourself smile when you feel at your lowest can turn things around very quickly for you. If you have been feeling down lately, perhaps you need a good laugh and that is what this joke provides. It’s about a husband-and-wife you have a very difficult conversation and he takes things to the next level.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a medium-sized box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
