When it comes to closely watching our spouses, there’s a meme out there that I’ve always loved. It says something like “there’s no better detective than a wife who suspects her husband of cheating.” I’ve seen this live in action. I had a friend who went through this and by the time the divorce was final, my friend’s ex-husband never knew what hit him. She had video footage, audio, screengrabs of messages, the whole works. Even tracked where his car went with some little gizmo that she had a private detective tack onto the underside of the cheating hubby’s car. In the joke below, you’ll see exactly how well a woman can zoom in on the truly important facts. I love this joke!
After having one of the worst days of his life, a husband sends this text to his wife:
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.
Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, maybe serious.
Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.
After almost no delay, his phone buzzed and he saw that his wife had responded.
Her response:
Who is Tina?
