When we are married, we do what we can in order to keep peace in the household. We realize that this is not the easiest thing to do and at times, we just need to blow off steam. Of course, we don’t want to take our marriage license as a license to simply say whatever is on our mind. We still want to make sure that we keep the feelings of our significant other in mind when we say anything, especially when we have the opportunity to say something funny, yet rude. That is what you see in this joke, but it backfired in the funniest way possible.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker… ‘It’s not talcum powder It’s ‘Miracle Grow’
