There are certain subjects that we just don’t talk about unless we want an argument to start. Politics is a good example because tempers tend to run high and everybody seems to have a very strong opinion. That is a subject that is better avoided in most cases but another subject is something between a husband and wife, the weight of the wife. Even though a husband may be privy to certain information about her, it doesn’t mean that he should announce it to her or to anyone else. The husband in the following joke is about to learn that lesson all too quickly.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker…’It’s not talcum powder It’s ‘Miracle Grow’
