I think since the beginning of time, men have been cracking jokes about women being dumb and clueless. That’s fine and good, but what we women know is that we usually have the last laugh. With that said, everyone has a ditzy moment now and then where we’re just not thinking clearly. Usually, we look back later and ask ourselves, “What was I thinking???” And when it comes to blonde jokes, I have (fake) blonde hair and I love blonde jokes. I started liking them when I heard Dolly Parton’s famous quote. When someone asked her if dumb blonde jokes offend her, she allegedly said, “I don’t get offended by dumb blond jokes because I know I’m not really dumb. I also know that I’m not really blonde.” That is so perfect that every blonde woman should have that quote up their sleeves ready to pull out. Something I learned a long time ago is that if you can laugh at yourself sometimes, you’re two steps ahead in the game. Enjoy this hilarious blonde wife joke.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob & his wife hear the announcer say,
“We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
“We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again when the radio announcer says,
“We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park”… then the power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset & with a worried look on her face, she says,
“Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love & understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says,
“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
