My husband and I do cat rescue and we end up keeping cats if we can’t find a home for them. Because of this, our family of cats isn’t exactly a mix of purebreds, you could say. One thing I’ve learned about cats over the years is that every cat has a unique personality. They differ from dogs this way and trust me, I’ve had plenty of dogs in my lifetime, too. Dogs definitely have unique personalities, but in many ways, their behavior is predictable. Cats, on the other hand, all seem to have interesting quirks and what you get with one cat may be completely different from what you get from another cat. It certainly makes life interesting. There’s never a dull moment in our home. Below, you’ll meet four men and their super-talented cats. Enjoy this hilarious joke!
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth man was a government employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, “What can your cat do?” The Government Employee called his cat and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.”
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, pounced the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation, and….went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
And that is why everyone wants to work for the government!!!
