It’s pretty interesting when you think about how society views men and women differently. For instance, if an older woman has a baby, it’s viewed in a different light than if an older man fathers a child. For some reason, older men who can still father children are looked at as being supremely macho and desirable. In some cases, they may have many children well after the age of 50. Right now, the oldest father in known history was an Indian wrestler and farmer named Ramjit Raghav, who supposedly had his first child with his much younger wife at age 94. Now, the old man in this joke isn’t quite as old, but his doctor nevertheless pours cold water on his claims of impregnating his 20-year-old new wife.
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
“So what do you think about that Doc?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.”
“As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge..
He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.”
“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
