We all have neighbors. At times, those neighbors are going to be good friends of ours and at other times, they may be our worst enemy. There are also going to be times when we know absolutely nothing about our neighbors except for what we see and hear as they come and go. That is where the following joke comes in. It’s about a drunk man who wanted to show off his new apartment to some friends of his. He also wanted to show off his prized possession, and it worked better than anybody could have expected.
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.
‘It’s not a gong It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.
‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.
‘YUP, it is’ replied the drunk.
‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, ‘You A$$HOLE! It’s 3:15 in the MORNING!’
