Have you ever seen a ghost? Do you even believe in ghosts? I’m a believer because people I know who are generally level-headed people have had experiences with no rational explanation. If they say they think they saw a ghost, I believe they really think they saw a ghost. I used to work at a state mental hospital that is over 100 years old. There were rumors that it was haunted, and some folks even had photos that supposedly proved their case. The buildings there are so old and beautiful, and I never saw a ghost, but I’ll tell you that I always felt creeped out when I was walking down the halls alone. Seriously, always. And I’ve heard this repeatedly on the ghost-hunter shows that visit old mental hospitals. The energy in these places is just off somehow. I didn’t enjoy being there at night, for sure. However, the “ghost” in the joke below is pretty crappy (ha). Enjoy this hilarious “ghost” story.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset, to say the least.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”
The drunk, still staring down replied: “I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost.”
