If you’ve ever heard the expression “egg on your face,” you’ll appreciate the joke below. It’s an expression that means you’re either looking foolish or embarrassed by something you did or that you were taken advantage of when you were the one trying to be shady. Also, it’s not a good look when a man makes a fool over himself over a pretty woman (or when a woman makes a fool of herself over an attractive man). However, this is a great strategy. Anytime you need a better deal on something, or a special favor, if you’ve got someone who’s attractive in your family, send them in to do the deed for you! Enjoy this hilarious joke.
A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there.”
“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. “Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”
