Although I grew up in the country and have been around horses for my entire life, I’ve always been nervous around horses. They’re typically gentle beasts, but they’re so big that they’re intimidating. My mother says I witnessed a mean horse in a nearby pasture once, a stud horse, but I don’t know. I just know that I want no part of being atop a large animal that can run. They’re beautiful, though, and I envy people who can enjoy horseback riding. People who love horses are passionate about their horses and it’s a lifestyle more than it is a hobby. However, some horses are meant to be ridden by just kids. The blonde lady in the joke below learned that the hard way, and much respect to Walmart greeters every day. This guy, in particular, deserves a medal. Enjoy this hilarious joke!
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune… Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
