Flight attendants on airplanes have a tough job. They spend most of their time serving us drinks and snacks and have to do it all with a smile on their faces. Imagine having to walk up and down the aisle on every flight asking people to put their tray tables up and their seatbacks in their upright positions. Even though they announce it over the intercom (more than once), they still have to go up and down the aisle reminding people as if they’re children. Most people are good-natured about it and eager to follow the rules, but occasionally, someone entitled is certain to pop up. Basically, if people feel entitled in the rest of their life, that doesn’t change when they get onto an airplane. Check out the story below and you’ll be cheering for this flight attendant.
A gay flight attendant had a very interesting way of dealing with a snobbish passenger who refused to put their tray up for landing. This woman was asked to raise her tray by the flight-attendant but she didn’t budge and instead spoke condescendingly. You’ll never guess what he said.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:
”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”