When you’re out walking in the park or at the beach, one of the most disgusting things you can come across is a used condom. I grew up in the Ouachita National Forest and we spent our childhood outdoors in the woods, at swimming holes, and in other fun places like that. One thing we could count on was finding used condoms lying around. These discreet places seem to naturally draw young lovers who are looking for a little privacy. And I guess they don’t know what to do with a used condom when they’re walking back to their car. Still, it’s awfully gross. One good thing to know is that these careless people are using condoms. I feel the same way about the folks in the joke below. If they’re not bright enough to be a little more respectful of their private time, for sure it’s good if they’re not multiplying themselves. That poor old man, though. Maybe he and the old lady could chat and get to know each other a bit. Enjoy this hilarious joke.
An old man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly woman opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.
The old man asks, “Who’s in your upstairs room?”
The elderly woman replies,
“I can’t see how it’s any of your business. But, since you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs.”
The old man hands her the used c0ndom and says,
“Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!”
