Have you ever heard the expression, “you’ll make a man lose a crop”? What that means is that at the beginning of most courtships, passion is at an all-time high, and couples in love may forget a lot about what’s going on around them because all they can think about is each other. However, there’s something that happens in every relationship. If you’re together long enough, especially if you’re together into old age, passion begins to wane a little bit (or a lot, in some cases). This is totally natural, of course. Once a couple is past the childbearing years, the biology of the human body no longer sends those signals to procreate to the brain and other parts of the body. While there are medications that can help couples who want more intimacy for longer to have that, for millions of years, people just made do with what they had. The joke below brings all of this full circle. Enjoy!
An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner.
After the husband’s exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man,
“You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?”
“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have s*x with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have s*x with my wife the second time, I’m usually cold and chilly.”
The doctor said that he would examine the wife, and then report back to the man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:
“Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked:
“Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having s*x the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?”
“Oh that crazy old nut”, she replied.
“That’s because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!”
