It doesn’t matter how many years ago we graduated, most of us are still proud of the school we attended and will answer with pride if anyone asks us if we were part of it. In fact, that school was such a big part of our lives that it sometimes is the largest reason for pride in our lives. We may have graduated many years ago but we can still recall the good times and when life was so much simpler. That is what happened when this woman asked a dentist a question and he said something that floored her. Enjoy the joke.
I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my High School.
“Yes. yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered , “In 1971. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”
