It’s hard to find a religious joke that doesn’t offend someone, but when we do run across a funny religious joke, we love to pass it on for that very reason. When it comes to religious jokes, few people have taken the brunt more than nuns and priests. These religious servants are celibate (meaning they don’t have romantic relationships or aren’t supposed to), and because everyone alive knows how hard this is, it’s fun to poke fun at them. It’s even more fun when they get in on the joke a bit. After all, priests and nuns are people, too, and not only do they have desires as all people do, but they usually have a sense of humor (we hope). If you like a good clean religious joke, you’ll love this one about a nun and a priest who almost get a little too cozy.
A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep.
There was a stack of blankets in the corner and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”
Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.” He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket, and put it on her.
Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.” He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got into his sleeping bag once again.
Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m s00000 cold.”
This time, he remained there and said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”
The nun purred, “That’s fine by me.”
To which the priest yelled back, “Get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
