Do you know who suffers a lot by being the brunt of countless jokes? Priests and nuns. Part of it has to do with the fact that they’ve chosen to live an unusual lifestyle by embracing celibacy so that they can better serve God. Most people have a hard time understanding how people can make this choice and stick to it, and for sure, it’s hard to understand. The good thing is that, in spite of the fact that so many priests have been caught in abuse controversies, there are still some good ones out there and they usually have a good sense of humor. In the joke below, a priest and a nun get stranded together on a snowy night. What happens is pretty unlikely but it’s funny nonetheless to imagine how this scenario would go. Enjoy this hilarious joke.
A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep.
There was a stack of blankets in the corner and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”
Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said, “Father, I’m cold.” He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.
Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.” He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into his sleeping bag once again.
Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m s00000 cold.”
This time, he remained there and said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”
The nun purred, “That’s fine by me.”
To which the priest yelled back, “Get up and get your own stupid blanket!”
