There are many reasons why you would want to laugh but perhaps one of the most important reasons is because it makes you feel good. Not only does it make you feel good on the inside, as it can lift your spirits, it can make you feel good on the inside as well. After all, they will sometimes say that ‘laughter is the best medicine’ and I think they really know what they are talking about. Laughter has a way of helping us in ways that we just don’t understand. And that is why you need this brilliant joke in your life. Enjoy!
Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes when one said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.”
The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!”
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could get some of these condoms. The second nun said, “You get them at the drug store, Sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.” The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.
“Good morning sister,” said the pharmacist. “What can I do for you today?”
“I’d like some condoms please” said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, “How many boxes would you like — there are 12 to a box.” “I’ll take six boxes that should last about a week” said the nun.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what size condoms would you like-we have large, extra large, and big liar size.”
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: “I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?
He fainted.
