When was the last time that you laughed out loud? I think many of us probably chuckle on a daily basis and we smile more often than we probably even realize. That being said, there is really something special about laughing out loud because it makes you feel good on the inside and on the outside. Of course, it takes a special type of joke or something extremely funny in order to bring that out of you. Sure, there are some people who laugh without really thinking about it but most people need at least a little bit of coaxing. If it’s been a while since you’ve laughed out loud, you really owe it to yourself to read the following joke. It will crack you up!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The hamster stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?” The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the hamster’s music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man replies, “He’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “He’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!” “Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really nothing special. You see, the hamster’s a ventriloquist.”
