We’ve all heard that cats have nine lives. What this folk wisdom refers to is a cat’s ability to almost always land on its feet when it falls to the ground. Although a cat doesn’t really have nine lives, of course, they are incredibly resilient. But not everyone loves cats. I’m a cat lover, but my husband had never had a cat before he met me. The thing is, once you fall in love with cats, you never stop loving them. The little girl in the story below knew that. She also knew that the Universe (God?) works in mysterious ways and she was totally counting on that. You just never know what’s going to be dropped into your lap and now that mom is a believer, too. Enjoy this hilarious and fun joke!
Who says the universe doesn’t have a sense of humor? When one pastor tried to rescue a kitten stuck up on a tree, things went awry but what happened next will make you laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end.
Dwight Nelson recently told a story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc…
The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
That’s what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke.
The tree went boing! and the kitten instantly sailed through the air out of sight.
The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they’d seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, “Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,” and went on about his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, “Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?”
She replied, “You won’t believe this,” and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, “Well, if God gives you a cat, I’ll let you keep it.”
She told the pastor, “I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won’t believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread and landed right in front of her.”
