When was the last time you had a good chuckle? Of course, it is one thing to laugh a little but when you laugh a lot, it really changes things. In fact, it is sometimes said that laughter is the best medicine and the truthfulness of that statement shines through many times in life. In addition to being good medicine, however, laughter is just something nice to share. That is why we often enjoy jokes, because they make us laugh and because we can share the laugh with others. Enjoy this one on us.
A man wakes up in the morning and there is a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he”ll be there in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a huge, ferocious looking dog.
“What are you going to do?”, the homeowner asks.
“I’m going to put up this ladder against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with the bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla’s testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the cage in the back of the van.”, says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
“What’s the shotgun for?”, asks the homeowner.
“If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog.”
