Getting pulled over by a police officer is the worst thing ever. If you’re lucky, you’ll get a warning and not get a citation, but most of us have gotten a few tickets in our lives. They’re costly and they affect the price of our auto insurance, so it’s a headache in all kinds of ways. And this has never happened to me, but if you’ve been drinking alcohol and you get pulled over, you can just bet you’re going to be in serious trouble and maybe even go to jail. Drinking and driving can ruin people’s lives even if you don’t get into an accident and hurt someone or worse. Just being in the situation of having been drinking and then getting behind the wheel of a vehicle will have long-term implications. The drunk guy in the joke below did the right thing.
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on 1-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn’t want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, because there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”
