There are going to be times when we find ourselves in a difficult situation and we may feel guilty about what we have done. In some religions, it is necessary to go confess your sins to the priest, and they will tell you what you can do in order to atone for those sins. It may seem unusual to some people who are not part of that religion and it certainly is not as big of a part of society as it was in the past. In reality, it is the perfect foundation for a funny joke, and that is exactly what we have available for you here.
A young Italian boy went to confess to his priest.
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I cant tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“Ill never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads!”
