When we are traveling, regardless of whether it is for business or pleasure, flying is always going to be the best way to go. Statistically, it is the safest way to travel and it is also extremely convenient. Although there may be problems from time to time, either with the people at the airport or perhaps with the timing of the flight, we know that we are going to get to our destination and we will do it quickly. In the following joke, you get to find out about some flight attendants that make flying an even better option. The problem was, they sweeten the pot just a little too much.
Airborne less than 30 minutes on an outbound evening flight, the “A” stew – lead flight attendant – for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible last minute error by our airport catering service. I don’t know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience.”
When passenger muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our flight.”
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later.
“If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available.”
