I’ve been dying my hair blonde for several years, but I’m a natural brunette. One of my favorite quotes about “dumb blondes” and dumb blonde jokes is by Dolly Parton. She says, “Dumb blonde jokes don’t offend me because I know I’m not really dumb. I also know I’m not really blonde.” I love to tell people that story! The fact is, though, that everyone, male and female, of every hair color, has moments in life where we’re just clueless. Looking back at it, we wonder what the heck we were thinking, or if we were even thinking at all. Also, it’s fun to make fun of yourself now and again, so I totally endorse this blonde joke. Enjoy!
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. “What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
