I’m not much of a partier these days and can’t even remember the last time I had a cocktail or beer. However, back in the day, I did my fair share of imbibing. One thing that happens to everyone who enjoys a drink now and then is that if you drink too much, you’re definitely going to be looking for a restroom. Usually, it’s sooner rather than later. Where I grew up in the mountains in Arkansas, public restrooms weren’t exactly plentiful, so it was common to stop on the side of the road and use the facilities behind the back of the pickup. True story. I have distinct memories of this kind of thing. Would you be willing or able to do what you have to do if you were in that situation? In the joke below, the ladies experienced this exact thing. However, they got a surprise the next morning. Enjoy this hilarious joke.
Two women go out one night without their husbands.
They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks, and then head back home.
On the way home, one of them turns to the other and says:
“Sorry, but I need to go to the restroom. Can we stop for a minute?”
The other looks at her and replies, “I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?”
“Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there; we can go there.”
“Yes, but how are we going to wipe?”
“I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.”
Her friend, however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them. So she elected to take a wreath off a nearby grave and use that. And so they went home.
The next day the husband of one was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was hungover and still in bed, so he phoned the other.
“Do you know where our wives went last night? Because mine came back home with no underwear.”
“Well, you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in her butt and on the ribbon it was written: ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ ”
