There are many things that we may find pleasurable in life but I think something that all of us could agree on is the fact that laughing on a regular basis is vitally important. It isn’t only the fact that we are getting a chuckle but laughter may actually be the best medicine. There are some people who even claim that it has helped them through some difficult times. Try the experiment for yourself the next time you are feeling blue. Force yourself to laugh a little, perhaps by reading one of the following jokes and you may just find that it is exactly what the doctor ordered.
1. I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
3. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
4. I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
5. People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.
6 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
8. I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
9. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself “This changes everything.”
10. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
11. My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
12. I’ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.
13. I saw a sign that said “watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
14. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
15. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
16. People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.
17. You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
18. Whiteboards are remarkable.
19. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
