Being cheated on by a partner or spouse is one of the worst things anyone could ever go through. I think most people have experienced this, and if you haven’t, consider yourself blessed. The feeling of betrayal is terrible and hard to overcome. Not every relationship can survive this kind of terrible incident, but those who work through it and come out on the other side usually say their relationship is stronger because of it. Could you forgive a spouse after they cheated on you? It’s something to think about. In the hilarious joke below, however, the man may not have a lot to think about. If he follows the cab driver’s advice, he’ll think twice before offing the guy. Hey, at least when he comes out the other side of a cheating relationship, he’ll be driving off into the sunset in a Corvette or in that new cabin cruiser!
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.
It was after midnight.
While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head.
The wife shouted,
“Don’t do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said,
“What would you do?”
The cabby said,
“I’d cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”
