Have you ever had one of those nights out on the town where you had a little too much to drink? I think that’s happened to most of us, and most of us aren’t proud of it when it happens! However, you can be sitting there enjoying a cocktail and not even realize you have a buzz until you get up to go to the bathroom. It has a lot to do with different things, like how much sleep you had the night before, whether or not you’ve eaten, the strength of the drinks, and other factors. If you’re ever in a situation where you have too much to drink and act a little foolish, the best thing to do is just apologize (somewhat sheepishly works well) and try to do better the next time you’re out with your friends. And here’s a tip: make sure you’re in the bathroom when you think you are. Enjoy the hilarious joke below.
A man comes home completely drunk one night.
He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
“Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands.
“At this fantastic new bar,” he says. “The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works hell, even the urinal’s gold!”
The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.
“Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
“Yes it is,” bartender answers. “Do you have huge golden doors?”
“Sure do.”
“Do you have golden floors?”
“Most certainly do.”
“What about golden urinals?”
There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, “Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!”
