It is always a good idea to pay attention to your surroundings and to know what is taking place at all times. It’s a matter of safety, and this type of situational awareness can do more than keep you safe and sound, it may even save your life. Then again, paying attention to your surroundings does not always have to do with your physical safety, it can also protect you from other types of harm as well. That would include the harm that is associated with doing something so stupid that you will regret it for many years. I think that is exactly what the woman in the following joke just did.
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled backside…. you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I’ll give him a call.
“Hello, ma’am, how may I help you?” … Oh my, he sounded so sexy!
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want to make love. I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?”
He says, “Oh my God… that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
