When I was growing up, my siblings and I weren’t allowed to curse, naturally. Most kids weren’t. In fact, we weren’t even allowed to say “butt” and “fart,” and couldn’t even say things like “shut up.” However, I had a friend who “cussed” a lot and I was never sure where she picked it up. She had a reputation for being “the girl who cusses” but anytime I ever went to her house, I never saw or heard her parents cursing. My friend had an older brother and sister, so I’ve always wondered if she picked it up from them. And they could have picked it up from friends at school whose parents cursed at home. The funny thing is, my parents cursed plenty, but for some reason, my brother and I never did. Maybe we were too afraid to! Anyhow, the little girl in the joke below has no such fear.
A cop on horse asks a little girl on a bike, did Santa get you that?
Yes, replies the little girl.
Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year! the cop says, and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?
The cop chuckles and replies, He sure did!
Well, says the little girl, Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!
