There’s a cockatoo I love on YouTube. Her name is Pebble and she has a mouth like a sailor. Honestly, anytime we need a good laugh, my husband and I sit and watch a Pebble video. She’s very popular and has a huge following on YouTube. Her owner is named Kelly and he’s an all-around bird lover. It takes a lot to live with these beautiful but temperamental birds, and Kelly’s devoted to his cause, which is “Adopt, don’t shop.” Pebble can be very sassy and she’s so expressive that she seems to really understand the points she’s trying to convey. She drops F bombs left and right, but she also says lots of affectionate things, too, such as “I love you” and “Good bird.” The talking bird in the joke below is pretty clever, too, as his new owner soon finds out. Enjoy this hilarious joke.
A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She’s taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$.
The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks “Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?”
The man looks up and says “Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth”.
The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway.
She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room.
Suddenly the bird squawks “NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!”
The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it.
Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again “NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!”
Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits.
The woman’s husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:
“HI GARY!!”
