In the last few decades, the roles of men and women in a household have shifted significantly, thank goodness. Back in the “good old days,” a woman pretty much had to do whatever her husband said and she had no say in the matter. And it wasn’t really that long ago, to be honest. Sometime in the 1970s, a woman was finally allowed to have a credit card without her husband co-signing for it. That sounds crazy, but it’s just the way things were. These days, women can and do perform the same tasks as men, albeit often for less money. However, one thing that never changes is that some people just want to be controlling. The thing is, sometimes it’s the man and sometimes it’s the woman. Either way, it doesn’t always go down very well. Enjoy the hilarious joke below.
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen.
“From now on you need to know that I’m the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “Er…The funeral director would be my guess!!!”
