Parrots are pretty amazing animals. They are capable of learning just about any language, and some have even shown signs of comprehending the meaning behind certain words! Given the size of their brain, it’s pretty remarkable how intelligent they can be. My favorite parrot on the internet is one that curses up a storm. I swear, that bird could put any “Karen” to shame with the variety of salty language she can throw out there. Now, the parrot in this fictional joke doesn’t curse, however for a burglar robbing the bird’s home; he still discovers the shock of his life when the parrot introduces him to “Jesus.”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the darkness saying, “Jesus is watching you.”
The robber nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a caged parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed.. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
