There are some families who swear on a regular basis and others who feel that it is something that should never happen. That is especially true when it comes to little children and it can be alarming when they pick up a swear word and run with it. Of course, it is going to happen from time to time, even in the best of families. Perhaps that is seen in a very funny way in the following joke that involves two young children and a bowl of cereal. It may be a little shocking at first but by the end, it is perfectly hilarious.
A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
‘You know what?’ says the 5 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’
The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’
‘Ok’ the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast.
‘Sh*t mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Fruit Loops.’
WHACK…she spanks him
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’
‘I don’t know mom, but it won’t be f**king Fruit Loops.’
