One of the most special times that we will ever have in our life is when we are newlyweds. It is a time when we have an opportunity to celebrate the love that we have for our significant other and often, it is done in an intimate way. Of course, this particular time in our life is going to be different from one person to another and some people may even decide to share their intimacy in a more private way. That was the case in the following joke but the next morning, they got a surprise that they weren’t expecting.
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride, Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared and she asked shyly, “What’s that?” pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, “Well, that’s what we had so much fun with last night.”
And she, in amazement, asked, “Is that all we have left?”